First, if I've violated copyright issues posting the funny above, please contact me and I'll take it off. This post is for a select group of people. They will know "what of" and "where of", I'm referencing.
It's an "open secret" among Lay Dominicans that we are supposed to get special treatment when we stand before the pearly gates. We can even prove it to you by quoting popes and various saints. However, we know better. Of course!
There's a part of us that cuddles up with a nice snug smile when we're listening to a Jesuit, or a Franciscan. But that's between our confessors and ourselves.