I was reading this article where the Holy Father jokingly was wondering what his guardian angel was doing when he slipped and fell and broke his wrist.
Well, I've often wondered WTH my guardian angel was doing, also. I hope guardian angels have a sense of humor, because I wrote a poem about my thoughts.
My Guardian Angel up and quit.
I was about to fire her, anyway,
Always sleeping on the job.
So I have a position open.
an angel with a loud voice-
I'm selectively deaf.
Strong hands to hold me back from
Sharp eyes to see temptation coming.
Ability to multi-task because I'm
into a lot.
Thinking on her feet a must, because
Pay is according to scale:
Fringe benefits are open to
Three references required:
Father, Son and Holy Spirit.