Joke Only A Catholic Can Get

An elderly parishioner died and went to Heaven.  Upon his arrival, he saw Father John, his lifelong mentor, stretched out on a chaise lounge, next to a swimming pool.  An unbelievably beautiful woman in a bathing suit was dropping grapes into his mouth.

"Father," exclaimed the parishioner, "I'm so glad to see you here!  Of course, I never doubted you would be here, but...well frankly, I never once thought of all this"  --- waving his hand to include the pool, the woman, the grapes --- "as your idea of Paradise!"

"You've got it all wrong," explained the priest.  "This isn't my idea of Paradise.  This is her idea of Purgatory!"

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