Today at lunch, we at the table, were telling "war" stories, about elementary school. One particularly bad boy, (he's matured, greatly) told the following.
"Sister was giving us a test. She had to leave the room and told us she would be back. His friend saw that the Teacher's Edition was on the teacher's desk. He and his friend got up and took it back to their desks. They found their test with the answers. They wrote down the answers. One of the answers stated, 'answers will vary.' He didn't know what the word 'vary,' meant so he wrote the entire sentence, i.e., answers will vary.
Of course, Sister knew what happened. He was sent to the principal, and his mother was called.
This same Sister taught religion. She happened to mention that Jesus died for us. He blurted out, 'He deserved it.' Sister marched down to his desk and slapped his face!
And his mother was called."
