Count Your Blessings
A grandmother (why a grandmother I don't know) and her grandson were walking the beach. The boy stopped to play in the waves and the grandmother sat down to watch and enjoy. Suddenly, a rogue wave came and snatch the boy up and pulled him far out in the ocean. The grandmother freaked! She screamed to heaven, begging God to bring her grandson back. Then just as suddenly as the grandson was snatched away, a wave brought him in and deposited him back on shore.
Instead of thanking God, she said, "He was wearing a hat."