Glowing in the Dark
My granddaughter and I have tea and dessert, after school. This afternoon, she spilled her tea on her dress. It just so happened that I had bought her a Halloween tee shirt and gave it to her to put on. The front of the shirt had a huge jack-o-lantern on it. There was a sticker on the shirt that stated, "Glows in the dark." When Daddy came to pick my granddaughter up, I noted that he picked off that sticker.
Fast forward a few hours, and I'm going into the prison for study-group. I have to go through a security check, just like people do at the airport. When being searched, the correctional officer asked me if I glow in the dark.
Immediately, I knew what happened. The "Glows in the dark" sticker was stuck on my back.