Imitating Adam and Eve
As I was fixing her shoe, I noticed that her pants were wet. I asked her "Why are your pants wet?" She told me that Dallas, the cat, did it.
I was reminded of Eve blaming the serpent, and Adam blaming Eve. This incident is proof that we really are Adam and Eve's descendants.
This would be funny, except that I was told that she has been blaming Grandma for naughty things she has done.