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Saturday, December 29, 2012

Brother Tonto Limerick

A poor Dominican friar

tried out for tenor in choir.

His name being Brother Tonto,

was told to sing pianissimo,

and caused embarrassment to the prior.

Shepherd One

 Whenever the pope flies anywhere, you will see that the plane is called Shepherd One.  Even so, the Vatican doesn't own any planes.  Th...