Wonderful Woman
A friend sent me one of those male-bashing e-mails. I did like the closing remarks. I cleaned it up a bit.
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If
you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, be careful what you give her."